I'm tossing everyone on Avatars United into the Volcano until there's any sense of functionality, convenience, or utility to the site for me.
I'm looking down my friends list there:
Who the fuck is X?
Who the fuck is Y?
Who the fuck is Z?
99% of the people in my list won't even notice I've done this, and it won't make a damn lick of difference to them that I have.
It's just a click. A pair of eyeballs in the metrics.
And those who do notice and give a damn, well, they'll understand why I am doing it and ponder doing it themselves.
Looking around... 300... 400... 800 friends...
JD Salinger was right. It's a world full of phonies. Instead of getting back to the sea and sky and dirt and sun, we've spent so much time and effort to cover up this fake society we all live in with yet another even more fake and superficial one.
The "Beta" on the logo is a lie. It's Alpha. Early Alpha.
It's crap. It's something that makes Google Wave look useful. It's no Facebook-replacement... it's freaking Facebork.
Coins to customize your profile? Bullshit... Plurk lets you do that from the get-go, and Twitter even lets you set a wallpaper.
Portability? I can update Twitter from everywhere.
Blog? I've got my own, thank you. If folks don't want to follow it, fine.
Pictures? Already got Flickr, and the groups and tags and such.
Groups? Yeah, it would be nice to have more than the 25 for announcements, but then, I can follow subscribeomatic feeds via RSS and Twitter and other means. (I'm about to start wiping out the friends list of folks who Friends Conference Spam all the time.)
And where's the Block and Mute functions?
Blech.
I have enough on my plate than to run a maze that's being maintained and upgraded by a team of developers that should be working on the main SL product's flaws.
The time and bug-suffering for this pit of problems to get integrated into SL's website and SL proper are going to be a security and functionality nightmare for everyone. And if XStreet's GOMing and mis-inegration and draconian policy changes are any indicator of what midset will be involved with the integration of this tool, well, maybe me iPad and Kindle and Nook aren't such a crazy idea at all.
I'll go back to what I used to do all the time before SL and social media: reading books, petting cats, and napping on the patio as the sun goes down.
Let me know when it's integrated into the viewer and when I have no choice but to use it or someone's got something there that actually helps and saves time and effort.
Until then, enjoy the endless uniting and spamming orgy in the sloppy, messy heap of tangled code-shit.