Tuesday Nights at SoHo are often slow, so Andrea and MB were kind enough to let me fill it with random, silly crap.

The Night Full Of Crap at Matzohenge tonight will be:

• Practice runs by the SoHo Air Force along the proposed airship race track (which will be expanded once Podshow is dragged across the metaverse to join with SoHo.)

• Gomem Desoto spinning the tunes on the deck of the S.A.F. Edloe and taking your requests. riaa.isfullofcrap.com will be up and running a little before 18:00 SLT time, so you'll be able to listen to his beats in an external player (Winamp) while flying the airships around the island.

• "Build The Club" - The deck of Matzohenge is pretty plain, so I'm setting aside a budget of 20,000 Lindens to put together lighting, a dance floor, dance ball, sploder, and anything else you think the place needs for performances. Watch the venue come together before your very eyes.

I will post a map of the air race route later tonight.

Just in case you thought other event coordinators had drained my fertile mind of parties for their own sims, well, you're just damn wrong.

Here's a few bullets in my bandolier of future events I'm considering shooting my mouth off with:

• Air Races: The Whole Kit And Kaboodle, complete with air loops, cannons, and a live play-by-play over Skypecast.

• Avatar Bowling: I'll set up avatar cannons and bowling pins on the opposite side of the island for the SoHo Bowling League.

• What The Hell Is That Thing On Your Head Dances: Contests for the funniest thing to have on your head while dancing.

• Live music acts : If you're interested in playing Matzohenge or sending your circle of acts to play Matzohenge, let me know.

• Poetry and short stories: We'll do these via a skypecast that's simulcast into SL and/or via typed

• Lookalike Contest: Is that really Gomem up there on the stage spinning the tunes?

• Picasso Dance: Let's go all Cubist on your ass. Blocky, bright-colored prim avatars get the nod.

• Trivia Nights: Prizes, prizes, and surprises.

• Eight Prims Eat Your Lunch: Contestants get a kit of 8 prims and are challenged to build something interesting with them. Audience judges the best.

• I Just Flew In From Dirty And Boy My Ass Hurts From All This Stuff Rezzed Up My Butt: Yes, my comedy act is almost ready. Is yours?

And I'm always open for suggestions.