Since I'm too lazy to do it myself, I thought I'd just throw some money out there and see who bites.

2,500 Lindens prize for the best "Torture For Dummies" 1-prim book so I can add it to my Collins' back room torture chamber. (It was going to be a backalley abortion clinic, but there's not much business for aborting primbabies these days - DAMN YOU, ANSHE CHUNG!)

Blah blah blah insert disclaimers and legalese, you retain all rights to resell etc and so forth, all I want is a copy of the sucker when it's done.

Send cover as JPG to crapmariner@isfullofcrap.com, then send a mockup via an inventory send to Crap Mariner.

I'll be posting what I think are the best ten entries and put it to a vote.

Entry deadline is, like, um... Sunday at 6PM SLT.