In RL, I'm falling out of bed and getting a bloody lip and a bruised arm.

Yup. Gravity made me her bitch.

Ouch.

In SL...

Time to hit the treadmill, I guess.

I had a Newton's pendulum there for a while, but I missed the old crawl-on-a-grammyophone animation.

The problem with the grammyophone was that it was also a land radio, and people would trigger the changes by accident.

So, I tore the landradio functions out of that object and stuck it in a section of the tower that nobody would click on, accidentally or intentionally.

This is SL. Your tooth fillings can be a radio, and a wedge of cheese can be a weapon. (They should put that on the front page, eh)

No more dropped or switched streams in the middle of a performance, but I still have quick access for the land.

That function's in MystiTool or HUDDLES, right?

I really ought to just stick it in there.