If you're holding a meeting somewhere that isn't this beautiful...

Then either build something that beautiful to hold your meeting in, or take your meeting and shove it.

Life's too short for ugly, first or second.

Don't just build a conference room. Don't just build a temporary tomb for everybody to rot in. Don't just stack shit shoulder-high and call it art.

Blow. Me. Away.

Blow. Me. The. Fuck. Away.

I want the gods of Mount Olympus to look down and mutter "Why the fuck can't we hang out somewhere cool like THAT place?"

I want the trophies to envy the grandeur of the trophy case.

I want to sit in a ludicrous throne that a Bond villain would be envious of at a model of your great master plan and be totally unable to resist a laugh that would make 007 piss his Tuxedo.

I want my client to crash from IMs yelling HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PLACE??????

Put your goddamned soul into this shit and HEAVE, motherfuckers!

RAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRR!