Since I plan on tossing this new system to the lions...

Why not toss Fricken the cat, too?

DiCaprio the Lion: NOM NOM NOM... U HAZ A FLAVR!

Fricken: HALP!

Okay, so I'm a little twisted. Maybe a little cruel to prim-pets now and then.

Nardo was on the footrest, using it as a throne.

"Move," I say.

"MEOW!" he replied.

Um...

*grumble* Didn't need a footrest anyway.