I'm taking a 4-day weekend.

I woke up feeling not quite 50% and thought about toughing it out at work for one more day so I could crash into a 3-day weekend.

Then I thought about the air conditioning being broken at work for three days, air pushers shoved into the open doorways that weren't good enough. I thought about the fan on my desk that I had to bring in myself.

Since repairing the problem isn't a high priority, it seems, they've provided an alternative solution with the paid time off program, right?

This ickiness will probably clear up in a few hours, I hope. Just in time to walk to the movie theater.

Wait! you say. Isn't that a 20 minute walk in 100 degree heat?

I can handle a 20 minute walk in the heat with a bit of a temperature better than 8 hours of sitting in a warm room trying to "focus on everything at once."

Ooooh... and there's diet Coke in both places, too.

See?

(Excuse me while I flip a coin to see which I'll do first... throw up or shit profusely.)