More of those stupid little stories at 5PM SLT tonight…
If 7PM SLT was far too late for you last night, well, you missed Derry pulling a David Sedaris...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ANGRY SNOWMAN!
Thanks to those who bothered to show up or didn't bother to log themselves off from their permanent home landing point of Seanchai... a joyful time was had by all who had Voice working.
As for the rest of you slackers, fear not - for there will be storytelling and merriment in the Clocktree tonight at 5PM SLT!
Huzzah!
And if you're nice, I might bring out my Candy Cane Mafia Goons to play.
(As clumsy as they are)
Think Diva's taking security a bit to the extreme?
Just try to touch that bathtub. It's your funeral.
Crap Mariner. I'm outta here.
I'm proud of myself for sticking to my "walk by Oreck and pick up a gallon of pet carpet cleaner" and "take a nap" plan yesterday.
Missed Queen's gathering.
Missed Lauren's.
Oh. Darn.
A body's gotta rest.
Looks like Will's got a case of the grumpy-growlies.
Yeah, Linden Realms seems like a nonstarter, trying to suggest gaming on the shaky and underperforming SL platform, like M trying to build business tools and uses on it and utterly failing.
"But it's a demo of the pathfinding and AI and NPC and forced HUD attach and forced teleport technologies!" you say.
Right. Which is why they're marketing Linden Realms as a kooky goldmining game and not highlighting the technology demonstration aspect of it.
And dividing attention of an already overworked and underdelivering staff isn't a good thing to do as your retention and growth rates continue to stagnate.
But there's hope that the nimrods in Marketing will be so busy with the new project that they won't have time to pump out more "Be A Vampire!" spam and nonsense for Second Life as they pump out goofy banner ads for The WhateverTheFuckItIs that's coming soon.
Two days of not reading her shit.
At some point, it'll become habit.
Until then, it takes effort not to say "Hey, let's just peek at the train wreck!" and look and then go "Oh, Jesus, now what?"
I figure by New Year's, I'll be like What? Who? Huh?
(A brick to the back of the head might help.)
Pooky's comment on Marx's post is... um... er...
20 years?
You're kidding me, right?
Sometimes I wonder which is more dangerous: the poisonous cynical naysayers or the blindly enthusiastic cheerleaders.
The truth is somewhere in the middle. (And it's probably too busy jerkish off or yelling at a crashed Viewer to respond.)
Just realized that The Listening Room may once have been The Glistening Room, and Spell Binder could have stolen the G...
Um... that would actually be something nice that Spell Binder did, when you think of it.
ALL YOU SONSABITCHES WERE WRONG TO BLACKLIST ZERO MOSTEL! DAMN YOU ALL! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Oh shit. Here comes Letterman!
KEEP THAT FUCKING G ON YOUR SWEATER, DAMMIT!
(I suggested "Pay Hamlet not to blog." but it never made it past the content filter.)
Lots of people visiting the sim these days, telling me it's pretty.
*grumble* When is Winter over?
"fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fa- DAMMIT MY VIEWER CRASHED!"
- The 99% in SL
"Why didn't you tell me there was something last night?"
I blogged it.
I tweeted it.
I googleplussed it
I crapomaticed it.
I mySLed it.
Derry spammed it to a bunch of writing and storytelling groups.
If you think I'm going to personally IM the 400 people on my friends list and 25 million in the People list, you're nuts.
Grow up.
One of my resolutions is, of course, not to bitchslap whining fans like I just did in the last section there.
(Can I throatpunch them?)
Okay, back to work.
(Is it four yet?)
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