What if God was one of us?
Wandering the Chouchou cathedral...
If this is God's house, how much do you think he has to dust?
Okay, well, now that all the bullshit's behind everyone, time to relax?
Hell no.
SecondLie's doing shit at Lauren's at 5PM SLT or so.
I'm doing Dickens shit at Seanchai at 7PM SLT with a small gang of storytellers.
Tomorrow's "Sort Your Fucking Inventory While I Ramble Like An Asshole" at 5PM SLT in the Clocktree.
Then there's "Nice Music, Matthew, But Can You Tell That Asshole To Shut The Fuck Up?" at 5PM SLT Thursday at Chilbo.
And then... then...
Who gives a shit? I'mma gonna be drunk.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Wrote three.
Recorded three.
Still caught up.
Did another check of the listings for coffeehouses that do open mikes, libraries and galleries that like it when total amateurs spew nonsense from their notebooks, and even gathered up the few remaining comedy club listings.
Just need to start scouting these places out and gather up the best of the best stories, then come up with a funny way of bookending them to make it look like a reading/routine/presentation.
The line "If you aren't satisfied with this routine, I'll buy you a drink. All of you. A drink. With... let's see... 10... 11... 12 straws.... 13... oh wait, I counted you twice... and..." would work, I think.
Get... this... shit... moving... and... kill... that... bucket... list... line!
Whew... WordPress saved the draft of this post when I went to grab the Links link.
I guess that means it's safe to say that Phoenix Viewer is the link I'm adding.
Wait... an outdated viewer's blog?
Yep. Because it'll be a good way to track the demise of Viewer 1.23 and how much people are trying to cling to those old protocols on their ancient laptops and desktops.
Plus, it currently acts as announcement central for new stuff for Firestorm, even though you get those through the group and the Phoenix Hour shows.
All Viewers have these kinds of handy blogs for letting the users know instantly when new releases and features and stuff are available... well... except for one.
Oh well. Labbies come up short yet again. (Sad trumpet)
As if that's a surprise... or if it matters anymore.
Even more hearts at AvaHeart now.
Burke's continuing to roll them out, although maybe there are too many of the things out now?
Perhaps there needs to be some bundles and collections?
Or not. (As if I run a store, right?)
You know what I love about Qarl being on the MetaReality Podcast?
If they ever waved an NDA in his face and told him to shut up, that would be admitting that he's been telling the truth about shit.
Or... maybe...
Feh. I've got stories to write.
Someone else can play on my credits.
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