About / Contact
Hello, my name is R. Crap Mariner, and I am an ordinary average clockpunk robot in the virtual world Second Life.
I manage/administrate/idiot-in-chief The Five Islands group of regions:
Edloe
Harbour
Isis Cove
Marylis
Nowhereville
Piper Point
Watermoon Breeze
Yes, that's seven islands. (I'm a robot, not an adding machine.)
My Clocktree Park is in the middle of Edloe island, and I read 100 word stories there every Wednesday at 5PM SLT.
And contrary to popular opinion, I'm not as crazy as a shithouse rat.
(I'm crazier.)
I am not famous.
I am not celebrity.
I am not the best in anything.
I am just me, and I do what I do.
If you are in the habit of painting and splattering everything with hype and adverbs and superlatives, keep that shit the hell away from me, because it pisses me off.
If you freak out over the fact that I'm at an event that you're at, you need to get a sense of perspective. Otherwise, I'll probably mute you and leave.
CONTACT
In case you have any questions or comments, feel free to reach me, but I'm not sure why you're interested in what I think or have to say.
- Second Life IM Crap.Mariner
- E-mail: isfullofcrap (at) gmail.com
- GTalk: isfullofcrap
- Google+: isfullofcrap (at) gmail.com
- AOL IM: isfullofcrap
- Yahoo IM: isfullofcrap
- MSN IM: isfullofcrap@hotmail.com
- Skype: isfullofcrap (I rarely have this running)
- Twitter: @isfullofcrap
- Facebook Laurence S. Simon
With all those methods available to reach me, if you still can't get a hold of me - please don't. Because you're just too stupid to master the basics of communication.
Anything I say from my personal accounts represents my opinion only and does not represent the views or opinions or policy of my employer, family, faith, country, or species.
